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BRITISH GUEST: My credit card has been turned off for security purposes. Please help me ring my credit card company.
(Concierge picks up phone and helps dial. While the concierge does this, the guest picks up another phone nearby.)
BRITISH GUEST: I can’t hear them!
CONCIERGE: Right, because I’m calling them on my line.
BRITISH GUEST: No tone!
CONCIERGE: I’m calling them on my phone. That’s a different line.
BRITISH GUEST: Someone picked up! Hello? Hello? Operator? No! I’m trying to ring my bank!
CONCIERGE: Please hang up that phone. I’m calling them on this one.
BRITISH GUEST: (to phone) Yes? Hello? I need to ring my bank. The concierge can’t do it.
CONCIERGE: Ma’am, your bank is on the phone here Hang that one up.
BRITISH GUEST: (to phone) Let me get the number.
(Concierge takes phone from her and hangs it up. Hands her his phone.)
CONCIERGE: This is your bank. Type in your credit card number.
BRITISH GUEST: (to phone) Hello? Is there an operator?
CONCIERGE: It’s automated. Type it in.
BRITISH GUEST: Type what? On your keyboard?
The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.
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So one time I was sitting at my local bar getting day drunk and ended up chatting with this super nice (and SUPER HOT) French silver fox. We talked for like an hour about random stuff — his divorce, how much he loved his daughter, what it was like moving from France to NYC. He ended up friending me on Facebook and turns out he’s a male model.
I chatted up an actual
French silver fox hot dad male model.
Pics related: that’s him.
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Disney Alphabet: Letter I
“I love you more than life itself.”
Best Disney movie ever made.