BRITISH GUEST: My credit card has been turned off for security purposes. Please help me ring my credit card company.
(Concierge picks up phone and helps dial. While the concierge does this, the guest picks up another phone nearby.)
BRITISH GUEST: I can’t hear them!
CONCIERGE: Right, because I’m calling them on my line.
BRITISH GUEST: No tone!
CONCIERGE: I’m calling them on my phone. That’s a different line.
BRITISH GUEST: Someone picked up! Hello? Hello? Operator? No! I’m trying to ring my bank!
CONCIERGE: Please hang up that phone. I’m calling them on this one.
BRITISH GUEST: (to phone) Yes? Hello? I need to ring my bank. The concierge can’t do it.
CONCIERGE: Ma’am, your bank is on the phone here Hang that one up.
BRITISH GUEST: (to phone) Let me get the number.
(Concierge takes phone from her and hangs it up. Hands her his phone.)
CONCIERGE: This is your bank. Type in your credit card number.
BRITISH GUEST: (to phone) Hello? Is there an operator?
CONCIERGE: It’s automated. Type it in.
BRITISH GUEST: Type what? On your keyboard?
(Source: mysharona1987, via older-and-far-away)
(Source: boneswithin, via granadabrettishholmes)
Arya & the Hound -by Matias Bergara 2014
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